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Total Medals Earned: 60 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,010 Points
5 Points Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
10 Points Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
50 Points Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Escaping the Prison
5 Points ROFL ROFL ROFL
25 Points Break out the legal way.
50 Points Break out the badass way.
50 Points Break out the Sneaky Way
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
5 Points Clear the first 5 levels!
10 Points Clear levels 5-10!
25 Points Clear levels 10-15!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Los Angeles Shark
10 Points Do a combo of 6!
Medals Earned: 1/27 (10/1,110 points)
50 Points Survive 40 rounds.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
50 Points Crush the Concorde
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
5 Points Enter the flash portal
5 Points Rescue and recruit Dad
5 Points Rescue and recruit Pico
10 Points Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
10 Points Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/160 points)
Relive Your Life
10 Points Death snagged you so young!
10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
10 Points Check out any of the external links
10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
10 Points A classic for bidding!
10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Medals Earned: 12/32 (210/500 points)
5 Points Beat the game on easy difficulty.
5 Points Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
5 Points Not that they put up much of a fight.
5 Points I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
5 Points The amazon just got even wilder.
5 Points What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
5 Points Zombify Santa.
5 Points Penguin zombies are no joke.
5 Points Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
5 Points Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
5 Points Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
10 Points Beat the game on normal difficulty.
10 Points Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
10 Points People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
10 Points If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
10 Points In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
10 Points Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
10 Points Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
10 Points You are a thriving small business.
10 Points You are a thriving company.
25 Points Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
25 Points Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
25 Points Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
25 Points You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
25 Points Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
Medals Earned: 25/30 (270/455 points)